totallyfubar:

I love saying “of course” instead of “you’re welcome,” like of course I’m helping you that’s what I do, you were foolish to even consider an alternate dimension in which I’m not helping you. you idiot. you absolute buffoon.

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southernsideofme:

Why slam the door once when you can do it three fucking times?

i had an incredibly visceral reaction to this

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kitfisto:

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

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thepleasuregoblin:

“Shapeshifting, but only once” is still one of the funniest concepts to me

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loganmitchells:

the beatles wouldnt even fucking exist if big time rush hadnt paved the path for them so shut the fuck up

Do you even…?

Know the history of music?

The fuck?

yeah music was invented in 2009 by Big Time Rush

…I honestly can’t tell if your being sarcastic, or you really are this stupid.

I seriously hope it’s sarcasm

i being 100% serious my guy

The Beatles are older than big time rush

well yeah but that doesnt change the fact that the beetles didnt start making music until after BTR released their hit album Elevate and then the beetles decided to make music, only after they got permission from Kanye West

One of The Beatles died before BTR made music. AND THEIR CARRER ENDED IN 1970

yeah ur right the Bettles careers ended before it even began. thats how bad theyre music is.

The Beatles are the most revolutionary bands of all time. They had many fans when they first made music, and still do today. If it weren’t for them, BTR would not exist. And neither would many other pop and rock bands

I think you have it mixed up, it should be the other way around

besides:

That is easily photoshopped and also easily to disprove. Also, I’m mostly just trying to give you a lesson on HISTORY and how years work.

Beatles: 1960-1970 A.K.A. Before 2009

BTR: 2009-2013 A.K.A. AFTER THE BEATLES

Yeah the Beatles werent around until the year 1960 A.B.T.R. (After Big Time Rush)

That-that’s not a thing

of course it is, all years are either BBTR (before big time rush) or ABTR (after big time rush)

@gaybtr

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sharkgriffin:

coolhiroaki:

me, looking at a couple: so which one of you yodels and which one of you raps???

the new gender binary

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